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Teddy Yeti Gets FWESH! 🗻🧸💖

  • Writer: Bear & Mousie
    Bear & Mousie
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • 3 min read

Do you know about me an Bear's VERY spesha fwend, Teddy Yeti? He is EXTRA spesha, because, he is a TEddy… but also a YETi!! Me an Bear are TWANSlating Teddy Yeti’s TWAvel journal, an during this PAWsess, we SCOVered that the teddy yeti KIND of Snow Mountain REAlly like to stay FWESH an GROOMed! That is PAWbably why OUR floofy mountain fwend takes such EXsellANT care of his furs!


Today was Teddy Yeti’s SPA day, so, I asked to DAWKyouMINT his SEEcrit high-jean routine, so that me an my plushie faWOWers may also learn to gently reFWESHen our coats!

BUT FIRST! PLEASE READ Bear's SAFEty VISory!! 🐻⚠️:

The following plushie fur 'refreshening' regimen is intended for STUFFED PLUSHIES ONLY. It is unsafe for oxygen breathing humans and animals to enclose themselves in a plastic bag, so just don't. If you’re a dirty animal... or human, a nice shower or bath is a safer and more sensible approach to ‘getting fresh’, as termed by Mousie and Teddy Yeti. 🐻

This is MOUsie again! 🐭❤️

Let us now beGIN! with Teddy Yeti’s Gentle SIX-Step Plushie Fur ReFWESHning REgiMEN!!!


1. First, Teddy Yeti SEELs himself in ay reYOUzible plastic bag with ay HALF cup of baking soda an jumps ALLLL ayROUND, so the reFWESHing POWder can get deep into his thick, fuffy coat! LARGE stuffed critters may add MORE baking soda! SMALL plushies, like me, may use less! Just put in enough POWder to get ALL into your fur fibers!

Teddy Yeti Pro Tip: Plush critters should VOID washing machines and OPT for gentle HAND washes… but ONLY WHEN NESSary! Plush furs do NOT grow back and are very SEPTible to MATTing an DAMige! So, if you just need to fweshin up, Teddy Yeti suggests his gentle baking soda MEthod!

Plush critters may ask ay fwend to SHAKE them ALLLLL ayROUND if they prefer NOT to HAWP in the bag! This MEthod is also very fun! and MINDs me of Shake 'n Bake!... SPESHally when a fwend helps! hehehee! Teddy Yeti SAFEty Tip: Plushies should NEVER get baked in an oven! It is too DANgeris AND hot! But, cool caves and dens are good, because, they are WAY chill!

2. Teddy Yeti likes to LAX for a little while in the plastic bag, as the BAking soda does its GOOD works, abSORBing ALLLL the fur-matting OILs an DIRty SMELLs!!


BOO Bear, got REAL quiet when he saw his BEST fwend, Teddy Yeti, all SEELed up an covered in white POWder, so, I SPLAINed that EVrything was OH KAYyyy!!


3. After ay couple hours of laxAYshin, Teddy Yeti gets out of his baking soda COCOON to BASK in the sunshine! He flips his furry body every HALF hour to SPOSE ALL his furs to the sun’s RAYs, to ACTivate the baking soda's MAgicall POWers!!


Teddy Yeti BEST PRACtise: It is MOST JOYable for Snow Mountain yetis to SUNbathe on ay COOL day in early SPWING!, at the end of TORPOR SEEzin... BEFORE hot weather begins!

This is Teddy Yeti BASKing in the sunshine! Bear let him borrow his LAWN chair, because, he is sooo giving and good! 🐭❤️🐻 But, I had to PAWmiss to vacuum it AFter!


4. After ay LAXing time outside, Teddy Yeti shakes ALLL aybout to get out as MUCH baking soda as PAWsible! then HAWPs into a pillow case, an goes straight! into the DRYer for ay twenty minit COOL TUMble! This DISHinall step reFWESHins even MORE, but is NOT nessary.


Teddy Yeti SAFEty Tips: Plushies should use COLD dryer settings ONLY!! Teddy Yeti says heat DAmiges plastic eyes an noses, and is LESS reFWESHing, anyway! PLAStic parts DENT easy, so cover up! They may ALso get SAND BLASTid if lots of BAking SOda MAINS in your fur! ...and if the DRYer gets alll POWdery, Bear will get GRUMpy! 🐭😮


Taylor Swift BEST PRACtise: Shake it off!! Shake it off!! 🐭💖👱‍♀️🎤🎵



Teddy Yeti Pro Tips: Cover SENStive plastic eyes and noses with ay soft MICROFIBER BLINDFOLD to make the dryer less SCAry and to reDOOse FWICKshin, DENTS an SCRATCHes! Tie up your pillow case TIGHT! so you do NOT fall out during the ride! You may also TOSS in ay DRYer sheet for ADDed FWESHness!

5. After you hawp OUT of the dryer, vacuum off any MAINing powder and dirt on a LOW vacuum setting. This will MEEDiately FUFF up an CLEAN your plush furs!


6. Ask a fwend to GENtly groom your refWESHind coat with a brush or comb until it’s ALL light an FUffy!

Teddy Yeti ALLways feels like NEW after getting reFWESHt, an hopes other plushie critters who try his REgiMEN will too! 👍🏻🗻🧸


Thank you sooo much to our VERY spesha Teddy Yeti fwend for sharing his MAgicall SEEcrits to gently cheeving plushie fur reFWESHniss!! 🔄 We love you Teddy Yeti! Thanks again for your WONderfull reFWESHning tips! We love you! ❤️🐭


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